Monday Morning. Tel Aviv Office Kitchen. Two Coworkers, One Conversation.
The coffee machine is humming. There’s the smell of fresh espresso, maybe a stale croissant left from a team meeting. It’s 9:13 a.m.—a bit too early to pretend everything is under control, but late enough to start venting.
Noa, a native Israeli, is pouring her coffee.
Adam, 29, originally from Toronto, made aliyah a year ago. He works in the same marketing firm, mostly in English—thankfully. But the cracks are starting to show.
“Noa, can I ask you something that’s kind of… vulnerable?”
Adam: I need to ask you something. But like, you have to promise not to laugh.
Noa: (smiling) I can’t promise that, but I’ll try.
Adam: Okay, real talk. Do you ever feel like people underestimate you because of how you speak?
Noa: Hmm. Not really, I guess? Why?
Adam: Because I feel like I’m stuck sounding like a 10-year-old every time I open my mouth in Hebrew. Like, I know I’m smart, I’ve led campaigns, managed teams, solved problems on the fly, but when I speak Hebrew, I feel… basic. Like I lose half my IQ the moment I say “אפשר מים?”
Noa: Ohhh. Now I feel you.
“In English, I’m funny, focused, but in Hebrew? I’m just trying to survive.”
Adam: It’s frustrating, you know? I write strategy decks in English that make people go “Wow.” But then someone asks me to explain it in Hebrew, and suddenly I’m sweating like I’ve been running for an hour. It’s just that… My brain freezes. I mix up my grammar and panic halfway through a sentence up to the end.
Noa: Yeah, I’ve actully heard a few olim say that. It’s not that you don’t know things—it’s that you can’t express them the same way, right?
Adam: Exactly! Like I have this inner monologue that’s fun and articulate, and then I open my mouth and it’s just… “אני רוצה… איך אומרים… לפגיש?” (laughs) That’s not even a word.
Noa: Honestly, though? I quite admire you. Learning a new language as an adult… while working full-time? Man, that’s not easy, for sure.
“I feel like I’m stuck in between. Not fluent, not clueless. Just awkward.”
Adam: And the worst part? Everyone switches to English the moment I hesitate. I know they’re trying to help, but it’s like I never get a chance to try.
Noa: Ughh that’s so classic Tel Aviv… We’re too quick with the English.
Adam: It’s sweet, but I feel it also hurts my progress. I want to get better, but I don’t want to slow people down or sound stupid.
Noa: Hey, I have to tell you, you don’t sound stupid, by the way.
Adam: Thanks. But I feel stupid. And feeling stupid at work? That kills my confidence.
“So what’s the move? How do I stop feeling like this?”
Noa: Honestly? I think it’s time to take it seriously and actually invest in learning Hebrew for work. Not just Duolingo-ing random words while you’re half asleep.
Adam: Yeah, you’re probably right. But where do I even start? There are so many ulpans and courses and sketchy YouTube videos…
Noa: Good question… A few people I know did this program—Ulpan’s Hebrew for Business. It’s made specifically for olim who are already working, who need to speak confidently in meetings, emails, even presentations. Not like… “the apple is red” stuff.
Adam: Wait, that actually sounds perfect. Because I don’t need to learn Hebrew from scratch. I just need to stop panicking when someone asks me a question in a team meeting.
Noa: Yeah! It’s built for that. Real-life Hebrew in a professional context. Like how to explain your opinion, how to disagree and I guess just how to sound like yourself again—but in Hebrew!
“Do they have private options too? Group stuff can be a bit much.”
Adam: I like group settings but sometimes I feel like I need more focused help. Like, I want someone to stop me and say “Adam, no, not that word,” without making me feel like a toddler.
Noa: I get that, so hey check this out here: Private Lessons at Ulpan. You can totally create you own process with the teacher, like focusing on emails, presentations, whatever you struggle with!
Adam: Oh man. I should have done this six months ago…
Noa: No no, let’s not go there. It’s never too late. I promise you. Once you start expressing yourself in Hebrew, even just a little, your confidence will shoot up. And people will hear you better.
“Okay, I’m in. But you’re helping me practice over lunch.”
Adam: Okay. I’m signing up this week. But I’m warning you—I’m going to ask you to help me practice over lunch. Every lunch!
Noa: Deal. And of course I’ll even correct your grammar, I love doing that!
Adam: (laughs) That’s a little terrifying, but okay.
Noa: I’m just saying—get ready for pronouns and prepositions. We’re going deep.
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